convenience matters

I recently received this item as a gift:

Because the packaging – or, more specifically, the labeling on the packaging – was so special, I have not removed the item from its blisterpack card.

Here's what I love about it. Clearly, this is intended to go on a keyring for convenience:

After all, it attaches to any keychain!

You always have your keys in your pocket, right? Well, now you'll always have a knife with them! Convenient.

But hold on! Read the warnings, especially warning number 3:

"Wear ANSI-approved safety goggles and heavy-duty work gloves during use"!

Now, do those goggles and gloves also go on my keyring? Sigh.

Questions about this item, its packaging, and its warnings, may be referred to the good people at Harbor Freight Tools:

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